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Black Swim Shorts That Don't Try Too Hard

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Black Swim Shorts That Don't Try Too Hard

Black swim shorts are the one thing most men get wrong by overthinking. Too long and you look like you raided a teenager's wardrobe. Too short and you're making a statement nobody asked for. Cover yourself in branding and you've undone whatever else you've got going on. The right pair sits just above the knee, lies flat without bulk, and dries fast enough that you can go from the water to lunch without looking like you've had an accident. Black is the correct choice here because it works with everything, photographs well, and doesn't show wear the way navy or olive eventually does. We've been specifically looking at shorts with a cleaner profile, minimal or no external branding, and a waistband that doesn't dig in after two hours on a sun lounger. Nothing in here is trying to be a personality. These are swim shorts that do exactly what they should and look better for the restraint.

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  • G Splatter Swim Shorts
    Buy from Oxygen_Clothing

    G Splatter Swim Shorts

    $34.50
  • Gathport Swim Shorts Black
    Buy from InStock UK

    Gathport Swim Shorts Black

    $37.94
  • Gathport Swim Shorts Black
    Buy from InStock UK

    Gathport Swim Shorts Black

    $37.94
  • House Of Holland Umbro Snake Print Swim Shorts In Green
    Buy from Dorothy Perkins UK

    House Of Holland Umbro Snake Print Swim Shorts In Green

    $32.41
  • Logo Swim Shorts
    Buy from Oxygen_Clothing

    Logo Swim Shorts

    $47.50
  • New Era Black Swim Shorts adult unisex
    Buy from New Era Cap

    New Era Black Swim Shorts adult unisex

    $39.00
  • Paolo Swim Shorts
    Buy from Standout

    Paolo Swim Shorts

    $48.95
  • Plain Swim Shorts
    Buy from Standout

    Plain Swim Shorts

    $44.95
  • Recycled Swim Shorts – Black
    Buy from InStock UK

    Recycled Swim Shorts – Black

    $18.00
  • Recycled Swim Shorts – Black
    Buy from InStock UK

    Recycled Swim Shorts – Black

    $18.00
  • Recycled Swim Shorts – Black
    Buy from InStock UK

    Recycled Swim Shorts – Black

    $18.00
  • Superdry & Co Men’s Premium Embroidered – Swim Shorts Black – Size:
    Buy from Superdry_UK

    Superdry & Co Men’s Premium Embroidered – Swim Shorts Black – Size:

    $44.99
  • Superdry & Co Men’s Sportswear Logo -Inch Swim Shorts Black – Size:
    Buy from Superdry_UK

    Superdry & Co Men’s Sportswear Logo -Inch Swim Shorts Black – Size:

    $24.49
  • Swim shorts Björn Borg
    Buy from Sneakin UK

    Swim shorts Björn Borg

    $43.27
  • Swim shorts Colorful Standard Classic Deep Black
    Buy from Made In Paradis UK

    Swim shorts Colorful Standard Classic Deep Black

    $51.54
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